All posts tagged "electronic dance music"

  • SATIRE
    STEVE MAN JELLO TAKES STAB AT DJ SNEKE: DECADES OLD SONG SAYS ‘FIX MY SYNC’

    “Man, these clowns don’t know the meaning of true house music. To dig up some old track I did and make all kinds of false accusations is ridiculous. I’m a fuckin house gangster and house gangsters don’t like Man Jello. STEVE MAN JELLO, one third of now defunct SWEDISH TROUSE MOB takes another...

  • SATIRE
    TOP 20 DJ CONFIRMS: I USE ‘THE STRANGER’ WHEN I PERFORM

    One day, minutes before yet another sold-out stadium event, a thought of brilliance struck the DJ’s mind. A porn addict by nature, he wondered: ‘Why don’t I just use The Stranger when I perform?” Popular DJs have a tough life. Especially the most popular ones. All the private jets, penthouse hotel suites...

  • EDITORIAL
    NOOB DJS BE COMPLAINING THEY CAN’T FIND THE SINK BUTTON

    SO WHERE IS THE SINK BUTTON?! DJ-ing used to be a true art form. A skill that took years to perfectly master. From syncing up the records, to track selection, reading the crowd, scratching, cutting and so on. The best DJs (DMC champions) don’t even need headphones to display all...

  • SATIRE
    MARTIN GARRIX REFUSED AT NIGHTCLUB HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HEADLINE

    Despite pleas from some people in the line who recognized Garrix, The bouncers didn’t move an inch. Oh.. the irony. Martin Garrix was booked for a US tour date in LA. Entire town excited since Garrix single-handedly had THE hit of 2013 with ANIMALS and is the youngest DJ ever to top...

  • SATIRE
    RICHIE HAWTIN BUYS UNIQUE MISSILE BASE RETROFIT HOME

    The house he bought is essentially a retrofit of a nuclear missile base turned residence ready for the apocalypse. The house features a complete underground section including a Silo/skyscraper structure which Richie plans to modify to a nightclub for private events. Canadian artist Richie Hawtin came a long way. In...

  • EDM NEWS
    EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MULTI TALENTED FLOW ZEN

    I love talking to the crowd. It’s great for hyping them up, but it also allows them to hear you talking to them in real life, so it makes you human and gives the show a much more personal feel. We love your Together Again EP which features various styles. Where does...

  • EDITORIAL
    WHY EDM IS NOT ALWAYS ‘ELECTRONIC’

    More often than not, the essence of the music lies in its organic nature and acoustic elements. Many current EDM fans may not realize, but the music they love doesn’t originate from Europe. Of course it’s true that for well over two decades, Europe proved a leading factor in dance music. Yet,...

  • EDM NEWS
    EXCLUSIVE LUCIUZ INTERVIEW: I LIKE TO MAKE SOUNDS THAT ARE HORROR RELATED

    I really enjoy making songs with creepy vibes and heavy basslines. Q: The people that are not familiar with you: Who is LUCIUZ? A: ‘LUCIUZ is a guy that lives In Norway that likes to make edm music. He likes to make ambient music but also likes to make sounds that are horror related....

  • SATIRE
    NEW DESIGNER DRUG ‘SAFIYA’ LEAVES RAVERS WORRIED

    This new drug has all the benefits of MDMA, but without the jaw-clenching, overheating and dehydration side effects. A brand new and highly addictive designer drug by the name of SAFIYA leaves ravers worried. Yet their parents are hopeful. This new drug has all the benefits of MDMA, but without the jaw-clenching,...

  • SATIRE
    ARMIN WINS PARENTING MAGAZINE DAD OF YEAR AWARD

    All of a sudden you come home and change the diapers or take out the trash. What I love about it is when I come to a family meeting it’s no longer about me. Armin Van Buuren can look back to  another legendary year in succession. 2013 made him a proud dad...

  • EDITORIAL
    ‘DUBSTEP’ NEW OFFICIAL WORD IN MERRIAM WEBSTER 2014 DICTIONARY

    When you would carry out a search for ‘dubstep’ in the dictionary, it would give you suggestions such as dipstick and dipshit since ‘dubstep’ had not been defined yet.. The culture has been going on for a while now. Originally sculpted in the United Kingdom, after a decade it made its move...

  • EDM NEWS
    KALM KAOZ “ZIGGY STARDUST” – OUT NOW ON BEATPORT

    We’re into building bridges, musically and personally KALM KAOZ and its label, MASSIVE DECKS, announce the release of “ZIGGY STARDUST” from their upcoming EP entitled, K-HOLE.“ZIGGY STARDUST”, KALM KAOZ’s remake of David Bowie’s epic track of the same name originally released in 1972. “ZIGGY STARDUST” is a follow-up to KALM KAOZ’s highly...

  • SATIRE
    EMINEM REVEALS: I LISTEN TO TECHNO NOW

    I feel very sorry to the EDM community that I ridiculed their music and for my blatant hate at the time. I guess I am just a late bloomer. For some out there, it might be hard to acknowledge its success, but EDM – or techno if you will – clearly is...

  • EDITORIAL
    DAFT PUNK ADMITS TO HIRING JOEL ZIMMERMAN AS STAND-IN

    They are arguably the most popular dance music band on the planet, and have been for ages DAFT PUNK. A French duo composed of musicians Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter. They never had to fight for success. The world loved the both of them from their very first EP… Well that’s...