All posts tagged "donald trump"

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    TRUMP: “MY BIGGEST SACRIFICE? LISTENING TO BLUE DA BA DEE, DA BA DA.”

    “At the first notes, Donald cringed and thought the song to be horrible and of the worst kind” Caught in a world of backlash, DONALD TRUMP finally announced one of his many sacrifices: In the mid nineties, while on his first date with Melania Trump, he endured listening to Blue Da Ba...

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    TRVMP ANNOUNCES STADIUM TOUR IN A BID TO CONNECT WITH MILLENNIALS

    Trump sells out to EDM One could say DONALD TRUMP is on fire as republican presidential candidate in election season. Doing exceptionally well with old, white supremacist racists, misogynists, gay bashers, neo nazis and birthers on AOL dial-up. However, not everyone is in on his mission. One group in particular he really tryna swoop? Millennials!...

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    DONALD TRUMP: LET’S MAKE EDM GRAY AGAIN!

    They speak these weird languages and throw up heart signs like there is no TomorrowWorld DONALD TRUMP: “Whenever I’m on the floor of one of my Las Vegas nightclubs, a lot of people come up to me and they ask me: “How can we make EDM great again?” No, really. A lot...