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Prototype 909 – Outabeta EP

In the studio Prototype 909 was a group that rarely agreed on a clear idea of exactly...

  • EHARMONY SLOGAN “ARE YOU ON E?” PROVES MASSIVELY SUCCESSFUL

    DATING SITE POPULAR BY SENIORS SUDDENLY FLOODED BY MILLENNIALS.   EHarmony, the dating site marketed to seniors and other old people announced that its CEO and co-founder Dr. Neil Clark Warren stepped down this week. The new CEO Grant Langston got to work quickly and with remarkable success. In an effort to cater to...

  • DIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE SELL THEIR HOMES TO BUY MORE IPADS

    Now operating from the local homeless shelter, they’re leading their promo teams to secure another number one. As the DJ MAG TOP 100 POLL reaches a climax in competition, DIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE scramble to make sure they keep the top position this year. Last year they were incredibly successful with...

  • POLL: SANDERS 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO WIN DJ MAG TOP 100 THAN CLINTON

    More often than not, crowds of 40,000+ cheer him on as he rages against the establishment. BERNIE SANDERS may have lost the democratic nomination to Clinton, in recent polls Bernie is leading Clinton with a 10 times greater chance of winning the DJ Mag Poll. Despite many people believing the DJ Mag...

  • WOMEN ENRAGED AS DJ MAG CUTS TOP 100 POLL FOR COCK MEASURING COMPETITION

    “Those lads at DJ Mag are a bunch of cockbullies” As first reported by WUNDERGROUND, DJ Mag recently announced they would dump their Top 100 Poll for a cock measuring competition. This seemed like an appropriate measure (pardon the pun) since female DJs have been largely absent in the poll despite their...

  • MAJOR FESTIVAL REMOVES DJ FROM LINE-UP AS HER LOGO IS NOT COOL ENOUGH

    UPCOMING TECHNO DJ BARBARA BOULANGER TO TAKE LEGAL ACTION DISBELIEF struck the fan base of upcoming techno talent BARBARA BOULANGER when she was removed from the line up of EDM festival ‘WUNDERBARWORLD” produced by ASSFX. As her music is in high demand and gained massive support from Gary Hawtin, Richie Cox, Carl Beck among...

  • BREAKING: DJ MAG TOP 100 TO DISQUALIFY DJS WHO STAND ON CDJS

    MANY SUPERSTAR DJS IN FEAR OF BEING DISQUALIFIED   TOTAL SHOCK went through the entire industry today as DJ MAG announced it will disqualify any DJ who has stood on CDJS last year in regards to their yearly Top 100 DJs Poll. The practice of standing on the CDJS has become a popular...

  • WUNDERGROUND ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHES FACT BASED ARTICLE

    EDITOR AT RISK OF BEING FIRED AFTER WRITING TRUTHFUL ARTICLE Just yesterday, WUNDERGROUND the wonderful EDM satire site famous for longtime fans CALVIN HARRIS, DAVID GUETTA and STEVE AOKI erroneously published an article based on truth. Longtime editor Graham is walking a tightrope and facing the possibility of being fired from the publication after...

  • BREAKING: DAVID GUETTA FALLS OFF STAGE TRYING TO CATCH POKÉMON

    In a quirky attempt to catch it, he lost his balance and fell down 10 ft. to the crowd below. DAVID GUETTA, one of the most popular DJs in the world fell off stage tonight while trying to CATCH A POKÉMON on his phone at one of Italy’s most renowned Summer festivals....

  • TIESTO TIRED OF MONEY; AGREES TO DO GIGS FOR EXPOSURE ONLY

    Tiesto has informed management to only accept gigs for exposure TIESTO, one of dance music’s richest players shocked everyone today announcing he is tired of making so much money. And therefore will only accept gigs for exposure instead of monetary remuneration. He has come a long way from playing the local bar...

  • HARDWELL FREAKS OUT AFTER DISCOVERING DUST PARTICLE IN STUDIO

      Within seconds a panic attack unfolded and Hardwell was grasping for air Hardwell, one of EDM’s most popular DJs endured a panic attack last week. Always clean cut and ready for the job, he was working on some tunes in his spaceship studio which is known to be nearly as clean...

  • TR 909 ANALOG DRUM MACHINE NOT ANALOG ENOUGH FOR ANALOG PURIST

    Vonpoopenbaum got a panic attack after he discovered not all sounds on the TR 909 were in fact analog Meet HENDRICK VONPOOPENBAUM, a self-proclaimed analog purist with a deep love for analog synths and the type of tech house that all sounds the same. Two years ago, Vonpoopenbaum got fascinated with analog...

  • BREAKING: STEVE AOKI SADDENED AFTER MISSING FROM EDM PIE CHART

    SNUB HITS AOKI PLAIN IN THE FACE   Friday, KL&M and partners, the global leader in financial data research, released its updated EDM Success Pie Chart reflecting the most successful EDM artists in the USA. That same day, STEVE AOKI was seen at local bakery Aunt Vandervoort Cakes & Dessert reading the news...

  • LOCAL DJ HUMBLED WITH 8PM SLOT AFTER SUPPORTING THE SCENE FOR 13 YEARS

    At this point he was going out 6 times a week which nearly cost him his day job, just to maintain connections and to support the scene. Meet RICHARD TRUEHEART, a local DJ from Chippawa Falls, Wisconsin. Trueheart always had this huge ambition to become a globally recognised household name in the...

  • MARSHMELLO DENIES JIMMY FALLON APPEARANCE AFRAID OF BEING ROASTED

    No one really believes Marshmello is in fact Tiesto. MARSHMELLO, the EDM phenomenon that stormed the festival scene may be in hot water with his management and label after denying a much in-demand appearance at The Tonight Show starring JIMMY FALLON. Marshmello is only the 372nd DJ in line who follows in...