“After learning there is no luxury designer handbag store anywhere close, he cancelled the appearance.”   BEAR GRYLLS, the world’s favorite survivalist cancelled a Burning Man appearance after concerns about the situation being ‘too survivalist’ for him. Grylls, who is used to staying in penthouse suites in nothing but 5 star hotels...

“WHEN DEADMAU5 PLAYED SHOWS, HIS EGO GOT SO INFLATED HE NEEDED TO HAVE A LONG TERM SOLUTION FOR IT” DEADMAU5, arguably among the more talented people in EDM, rose to fame partly because of his notable Mouse helmet. However, rather than a gimmick, it’s reported to be a doctor’s prescription. Whenever Deadmau5 has...

“If god is a DJ, why are there so many shitty ones?” Yesterday at one of New York’s biggest EDM festivals, an unexpected MOB OF ATHEISTS with megaphones showed up. After working the campgrounds in t-shirts that said “Sinners are Winners” and shouting “Why didn’t Noah swat those mosquitos?!” they proceeded to the hardhouse...

With Klock in front of him in a blue shirt, wearing training pants and seeing how he completely skipped the line, laughing in the midst of a fairly big group of woozy lads, Matthias had no mercy for Klock and refused him at the door for looking way too casual. BEN KLOCK,...

“I can’t mix for shit. Butt who cares? EDM is what I love and no one should be too anal about the technical aspects of it.” New on the scene and rapidly getting massively popular, DJ ARSE SMELLO is not just your average masked DJ. He is the first DJ to market...

“At the first notes, Donald cringed and thought the song to be horrible and of the worst kind” Caught in a world of backlash, DONALD TRUMP finally announced one of his many sacrifices: In the mid nineties, while on his first date with Melania Trump, he endured listening to Blue Da Ba...

Whenever Martin is about to ignite the dancefloor with another floorburner, the turntables will throw 40 ft. high flames up in the air” In a bid to stay ahead of the competition and silence the nay-sayers, MARTIN GARRIX has invested in a unique pair of Pyro-Technics Turntables. Martin, proud to have invested...

Juan del Carmen: “It will get a lot harder to visit our families stateside, but all for the greater good of preventing whack DJs and piss poor produced EDM from entering our country..” A Gofundme campaign started by the mayor of a small, rural Mexican town is going viral. The campaign has...

JOKICHI TAMATEI: “WE DECIDED TO RE-RELEASE THE TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB SO IT COULD SOUND LIKE A BASS GUITAR AGAIN.” In light of the ongoing success of TB 303 clones and Roland’s own TB-3 digital update, Roland finally has decided on a fully analog re-release of the original TB-303, only with...